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Téléphone pas au volant !… qu’il y ait encore des imbéciles qui ont un téléphone en main lorsqu’ils/elles conduisent, parfois avec un passager à côté (sans téléphone bien sûr, qui a de bonnes raisons de s’inquiéter de sa propre sécurité, quoique à un feu rouge, il/elle pourra s’échapper en courant), un temps soit peu des enfants à l’arrière, de surcroit j’ai constaté cela aux abords de l’école primaire près de chez moi.

Oups, pardon l’enfant, je ne t’ai pas vu, je t’ai fait mal ? Mais ! Arrête de faire de l’apné…

Non, ce n’est pas drôle.

Alors que dans notre pays sur-développé (matériellement j’étends) un kit mains libres est le plus souvent livré avec le téléphone et qu’un kit mains libres / transmetteur FM vaut une vingtaine d’euros et permet de jouir pleinement de ses … mains ! (bravo !)

Il y a vraiment des choses qui m’échappent parfois (sans parler des gens qui s’allument une clope dans la bagnole avec des enfants à bord).

Mais si l’être humain n’était pas crétin, est ce que les lapins crétins existeraient ?

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